Once there was a girl who lives by a graveyard and she loved to
clean. Her name was Mary. So she went for a peaceful walk, and
passed some dirty and dusty bones covered in spider webs. They
weren’t just any bones, they were cursed bones, cursed by a witch,
whoever touched them would be cursed until they die.
“Huuuuummmmmmm? I never saw those before. OUCH! Mary
pulled a mussel. It’s like there glued to the ground. Mary said
rubbing her arms. She went to get the clipers.” While she was gone
the bones came back to together. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! went the bones.
“Few” Mary went panting like a dog. PLOP! went the bones. SNIP!
went the clippers. Oh my gosh! They’re still stuck. “Well I’m not
giving up! A clean home is a happy home.” Then she stomped all the
way to her old little house. “I’ll need bush clippers, knives, roses, (for
their sharp stems) a bucket of water and a bar of soap, and some fire,
too”, she thought to herself. Then Mary put all the tools in her toolbox
and hopefully didn’t cut herself with them. “Be ready to be cut down!”
Mary shouted quietly. “Let’s start with FIRE!” she shouted lower.
Then flames bursted everywhere!! “Cah! Cah! Cah!” went Mary
because of the smoke. “Well that’s a big bummer”, she said disappointedly.
“I thought this one would work the best.” The soap bucket of water was
heavy. Mary dunked the soap in the water and started scrubbing until
the bar of soap was gone. “Slash!!” went the water against the bones.
“Well that only cleaned them. Well that was a waste now I don’t have any
soap left! Oh well at least it was useful. If these don’t work none of these
will. All of this cleaning and disappointment has made me tired. OOPPSS!!”
Mary said because she tripped over the bones. 5 minutes later, “AAAHH”
she said in a relaxing voice. “I think I should buy a fish or something.”
Then she started snoring. Then she heard whispering. “OK now we are
going to go in this…huh? OOPPSS!! Got to run!” “I don’t think so Mary.
Go back to bed and we won’t hurt you.” “All right”, Mary said out of breath.
A half an hour later. “Muahh, ha, ha, ha!” went the witch. “BOO!” went the
skeleton. “AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!” She ran in the closet and locked
it. “Slurp! Slurp!” went the vampire…On Mary’s back! “Nice job Dracula.
Vanths.” “You too, Carlea. Not too bad yourself.”
The End